Monday, 31 October 2011

Dbanj has acquired an Aston Martin worth about 31 Million Naira

Dbanj sitting on his Aston Martin

The famous Nigerian singer and koko master who Dbanj who was recently signed into GOOD music has shown that he is really a big boss. He recently acquired an aston martin which is worth about $200000,

This is really amazing. Dbanj, you too much

BEN MURRAY BRUCE, DISQUALIFIED AT THE BAYELSA GOVERNORSHIP RACE.

It recently made news yesterday when the Gubernatorial Screening Appeal Committee of the PDP in Bayelsa State screened out Ben Bruce.

The reasons are that he has a dual citizenship. Reports have it that the committee only cleared only three candidates to contest in the upcoming elections.

The qualified candidates are : Youpele Kalango, Christopher Enai and Henry Seriake Dickson. Reports also have it that the current Governor "Timipre Silver" was also excluded for certain reasons including owning a foreign account.


Introducing you to JAY Z sachet water!


I recently came across this picture and I felt you should all see and tell me what you think. This shows that Nigerians really have the ability to copy a lot. Why would someone want to start up a business with the name of a famous celebrity that isn`t him or her. Whoever it is, I honestly don`t know the business strategy behind that name but i honestly hope that you know what you are going into and pray the real Jay Z does not catch you.

Wow! This is what happens in Enugu! You have to see this.

I`m sure most of you have been wondering why I have not updated my blog for two days. Well, I travelled to the famous coal city for a meeting. I had to stay in Upper Chime, New Heaven.

I have uploaded a picture of it for you all to see, taken at New Heaven, near Jook Hotels.

An old car being carried in the trunk of a pick up truck. Amazing.

Saturday, 29 October 2011

LESBIANISM IS BECOMING AN ISSUE IN NIGERIA.


Wow, I don`t know how many of you see this as odd but I think this is very wrong. Any young man would easily be attracted to these hotties but instead they choose to want themselves. I think that`s just odd. Nigerians, what do you think? 

ROCKET POWERED LEATHER CHAIR!


Bill Decambre built the ‘rocket recliner’ above and took it for a spin at the 2002 Reno Air Races.

Imagine what it would feel like to have one of those. INSANE! This rocket powered leather chair can zoom of at jet speed on a road. The only problem is, where are the breaks?


Friday, 28 October 2011

Craziest and sexiest Bikini`s ever!

Duct tape

Futuristic

slingshot

weed bikini

Duct tape design 2

Crazy picture of Ikechukwu and his Fiancee Sarah.

Akon Remixes WIZKID`s Dont dull

The rumours have turned out to be indeed true that the popular superstar Akon has remixed the MOBO award winner`s track "Dont dull" and its in weezy`s superstar album.

Obiwon gets married.

The famous musician Obiwon got married on October 22, 2011 at All Souls church in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.

Obiwon sang a special love song for his wife at the reception.

Building Collapse in Maryland Lagos!

After




Before



Calamity struck at #11, Aderibigbe Street, Maryland, Lagos, Nigeria as a six story building collapsed on October 26 2011.

The collapsed building was harbouring about 8 company offices when it collapsed.

SUPRISINGLY, the people resident in the premises had evacuated the building about two hours before it collapsed. They say they heard noises as the building shook from its foundations and they all evacuated. No caasualties were recorded.

Nadia Buari plans to start a reality tv show.




The famous Ghanain actress is set to start her own reality TV show entitled ‘The Buari Ville’. The show will show her personal life with her family and friends. No be small thing oo. From keeping up with the Kardashians to The Buari Ville. I go soon do my own entitled “ghetto swag”. Lols.

Mike Ezuronye now proud father.

The famous Nollywood actor Mike Ezuronye became the father of a boy on the 18th of October when his wife Nkechi delivered a son at St. Nicholas Hospital in Toronto Canada.

SURPRISE PARTY FOR MRS. PATIENCE JONATHAN

Thursday, 27 October 2011

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET DRUNK!!!

It was really a show of shame as this Nigerian girl got her self too high on booze. She got so wasted that she actually could not stand up. What a pity.


This should serve as a tip for people who go drinking alone and drink too much. ALCOHOL CAN AND WILL EMBARRASS YOU if you abuse it.

JIM IYKE BUYS TWO NEW CARS: PROWLER AND CAMARO!

The famous Nollywood actor has recently acquired two state of the art cars. Check them out:
Jim and his new cars

Camaro SS Convertible


Plymouth Prowler Convertible

These Nollywood stars are in some jumbo cash flow schemes these days. Honestly I have to say I`m tripping for this one.

BEN BRUCE TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF BAYELSA STATE!

The former DG of NTA and the Chairman of the Silverbird group. Has shown his intentions to run for Governor of his State of origin Bayelsa. He picked up the nomination form last week.

He intends to run under the umbrella of PDP next year.

TONTO DIKE`S NEW TATTOO!

While on a tour in the US, the famous Nigerian Actress got a new tattoo on her back. Take a look at the picture and lets hear your comments!

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

MC LOPH BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS AND THE DISCHARGE OF HIS PREGNANT FIANCEE FROM THE HOSPITAL


I am glad to inform you that "Nkiru", MC Loph`s pregnant fiancee has recovered from the injuries she sustained from the fatal accident that killed MC Loph. I`m also glad to inform you that she is still very pregnant.

The burial arrangements for MC Loph are as follows:



Candle light procession/tribute concert at Ojez , National stadium, Surulere on October 23
Wake keep on October 27
Burial buried at his home town in Igwuaro, Umunze, Anambra state on Friday, October 28.


May his soul rest in the Lord.

IKECHUCKWU THE RAPPER PROPOSES TO HIS GIRLFRIEND SARAH OFILI

On the 23rd of October, the famous rapper Ikechukwu proposed to his girlfriend Sarah Ofili. He did this at a dinner party where they were celebrating her birthday in London.

He proposed in the presence of her family and friends. See picture below.

ICE PRINCE ACQUIRES A RANGE ROVER


This is another reason to believe that showbiz is a good biz. Ice Prince has recently acquired a Range Rover sport. Boys are really not smiling in the Nigerian music industry. Oleku has really show that there is very little that he really can not do. Lets all finish the boy by leaving comments

FAZE SHAVES OFF DREADLOCKS


Yes Boss. I was see this myself but I am glad to inform all of you that Faze of the Plantation boys has shaved his dreadlocks and he is now back to his "cute" low cut.

In my honest opinion I think this look suits him best. What do you all think?

FLAVOUR`S NEW ALBUM TO BE LAUNCHED IN SOUTH AFRICA

I`m sure a lot of you know him, our very own "ashawo master" Flavour has finished working on his new album "UPLIFTED".

Lollipop records has announced that the new album  will be released in South Africa.

I don`t know how he does it but once again he has found a way to capture the minds of the people again as they are caught in the flavored tango of "ashawo" rythms.


REGISTER FOR THE NNPC/CHEVRON 2011/2012 SCHOLARSHIPS

This is a notice to inform all qualified students that Chevron Nigeria Limited and NNPC is currently offering scholarship Awards to Nigerian Students.

To Apply visit this website: www.dragnetnigeria.com and click apply.

DEADLINE: October 31, 2011

E-applications are invited from full-time SECOND YEAR (200 LEVEL) degree students of the under-listed courses, in Nigerian Universities:
1.    Accountancy
2.    Agricultural Engineering/Agricultural Science
3.    Architecture
4.    Business Administration/Economics
5.    Chemical Engineering
6.    Civil Engineering
7.    Computer Science
8.    Electrical/Electronics Engineering
9.    Environmental Studies/Surveying
10.   Geology/Geophysics
11.   Law
12.   Mass Communication/Journalism
13.   Mechanical/Metallurgical & Materials  Engineering
14.   Human Medicine/Dentistry/Pharmacy
15.   Petroleum Engineering

Please note that applications are accepted only through the web site address.  Hard copies of any document submitted will not be processed. All interested students are advised to endeavour to complete the e-application form online and upload all the required documents as demanded at the web site.

Selected students will be invited for computer administered qualifying tests in selected computer examination centers nationwide. Short-listed candidates for the qualifying test will be invited by email and sms. All applicants are advised to ensure that GSM telephone numbers and personal email addresses are properly entered into the e-forms at the web site.

The documents you will need include:

1. Passport Photograph
2. WAEC result or its equivalent
3. Evidence of admission to Nigerian university
4. JAMB registration number/(UTME) scores
5. Valid University ID card
6. State of Origin obtainable from the appropriate Local Government Area

You will have to scan those documents above and upload them with your application.

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

New hit by Sirdam!



Most of you may not know it but this upcoming artist has released yet another hit to set him well on the tracks to the fast lane.

This young artist who studied at UNN (University of Nigeria Nsukka) has released just three tracks and is currently working on his debut album.

In a recent meeting with Sirdam while I was on a trip to Nsukka, the artist was full of cheer and he greeted me well. We spoke about his upcoming track and he promised it was going to be a hit. Well ladies and gentle men. Here you have it.

Follow the Link:: http://www.jaguda.com/2011/10/02/new-music-sirdam-all-night-long/  to download this new track and lets have your comments on our blog wall. Tell your friends about him and get them to share their comments about sirdam and his new hit.

How to Unlock your car without the keys!

Have you ever locked yourself out of the car or left your keys in the car? Its a very frustrating situation.

Today, I`m going to teach you how you can open your car without the keys (Only for cars with electronic locks).

All you will need a TENNIS BALL. First you burn a hole into the tennis ball using any hot metal (I suggest you heat a screw driver over a gas flame and burn a hole into one side of the tennis ball without letting it touch any other side).

What you will have should look like this:


With this Tennis Ball you can unlock any car with an electronic locking mechanism. I`m sure you would ask "how in hell is this possible" LOLS. Calm down, you are not going to smash your window. 

We are only going to apply the laws of physics. First you place the tennis ball over the key hole with the hole in the tennis ball facing the key hole/slot. I have uploaded an image of a key hole so u can understand:




NOTE TO DUMMIES: The key hole is the space where the key enters when you want to unlock your car (If you read this then you are a dummy).

Next: While the tennis ball is on the key hole with the hole facing the key hole, apply pressure on the ball by pressing it towards the key hole, like this:



If you follow all the steps I have laid out properly, your door should unlock as you apply adequate pressure to the ball.



That`s all there is to it. Now you would not have to break your glass or call for help whenever you lock in your keys. Always have your precious tennis ball in your hand bag or pocket.

 I strongly suggest you do not attempt this unless the car is yours and the keys were just locked in. It also works better if you are a gorgeous lady.

DISCLAIMER: This article is only meant for educative purposes and should not be attempted by thieves, fraudsters or burglars. The law has strong prohibitions against car jacking and jail terms may apply if you get caught trying this on a vehicle that isn't yours.

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Monday, 24 October 2011

Nigerian Juju/voodoo man shows his power on National tv


A voodoo magician showed his spiritual powers on national TV recently. While on set, he invoked fire from a a small empty calabash by hitting the top three times with an ornamental horse tail and while the fire was burning, he took a page off a news paper and used it to quench the fire. As he crumpled the remainder of the paper which he used to quench the fire, he began to cite incantations and call different currencies. As he did that he began to pull out several different denominations from the half burning paper on to the floor until there was a big pile of money on the floor. The TV presenter was obviously spooked and scared. 

I have never really believed in voodoo but this particular video has really left me shaken. 
Watch the video above.

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You can own your own website in one week for just #25, 000 Naira. All you have to do is to call us from any part of Nigeria, and submit the necessary information for the website. The price includes the web hosting for one year also.

For more information, visit our website:
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How To Cash Google Adsense Checks in Nigeria.

 1. You will need to open an Euro or Dollar domiciliary bank account preferably with GTB Bank. You will need to deposit your check in the dorm account for it to be verified and cleared. 

2. It is easier to open a dorm account with GTB when you already operate a Savings/ Current account with the bank. You do not need to take any money to the bank before the dorm account can be opened for you.

3. GTB Bank will give you a dorm account opening form and 2 Reference forms which 2 different references will have to fill on your behalf.

4. Your references are two people who own an active current account either in Naira, Dollar or any currency who will recommend you to the bank as someone they can trust to maintain a current account (your Dom. Account is a current account).

5. Once you submit your dorm account opening form, together with the 2 references forms, the info provided will be verified by GTB bank and if all goes well, your dorm account will be opened for you.

6. Once your domiciliary account is opened (Reference or no Reference) you can have your Google/affiliate check credited to your account after clearance but without verified references you can not withdraw/ cash your money. That's about how important it is.

How to download Videos from any site using Mozilla Firefox

Hello folks, for a long time I had been trying to figure out a way to download music videos, documentaries etc from any website. Recently i found a way to do that.

But before you can do this, you need to have the Mozilla Firefox browser Installed on your system. If you already have that, then open your browser and open www.google.com. In the search box, search for "real player free download". You should see a couple of links to it. Download it and install it on your system, then restart your system.

When your PC is on again, go online, open the Mozilla Firefox browser, open any webpage with video content. When the video starts playing, an icon would be displayed on the top left or center showing download this video.
Click on the icon and the real player downloader automatically starts downloading it. You can close the webpage, the download will not be interrupted. When it is complete, open real player, library, and you would see the video in the library downloads. The video is saved in the real player downloads folder.

Now you can get all your latest music videos, documentaries etc for free online. www.youtube.com or www.metacafe.com is great for downloads.

Ugandan boy wants to build space shuttle from scratch







In Kampala, Uganda, freelance aeronautics engineer and founder of the African 

Space Research Program — is building an airplane in his backyard. Chris 

Nsamba has won three science competitions and is already dreaming bigger.

According to CNN this young man has successfully established the African 

Space Research Program. Together with certain Engineers from the Uganda Civil 

Aviation and support from over 500 science students, he hopes to build an 

aircraft in his backyard. 

He also has plans to eventually build a space craft in a few yeaars. If he 

succeeds with the aircraft, he is sure to draw international attention and 

get grants to fund his research.

In an interview with the BBC, Nsamba was optimistic that he'd be able to 

complete the shuttle in four to six years.

His first flight on his pattented aircraft could either be his jet to stardom 

or lead to his early demise.

I honestly dont think this air craft will fly and I believe this is just 

another evidence mocking our backwardness.

Omotola Wins West African actor of the year!



In a show held; in the UK recently, at Indigo 02 Arena. Omotola Jalade bagged an award for Screen nations film and television favorites west African actor of the year.

She appeared at the venue looking splendid and beautiful, and the crowd applauded her as she stepped up to recieve her award.

In winning the award she beat other nominees such as Mercy Johnson, Genevive Nnaji, Ama K Abebrese and others.

The award also highlights her current position as an ambassador of the United Nations and Amnesty International.


On her charitable ventures, she has visited countries such as Sierra Leone, Ghana and Liberia. She now holds citizenship in Liberia after she took the runway to help draw attention to the impoverished conditions in African countries.

She has also been rated as the most prominent West African Actress on the International scene. Lets have it for Omotola Jalade.

A Reason to never eat pork again!

I don't know how many of you enjoy pork the way I do. I love eating it all the time; roasted, fried, barbecued and cooked. All this changed when I came across a video on you tube.

Many of you would not believe this but it is actually true. You can try it for yourself in your home. All you need is some raw pork and two bottles of coca cola (prefferably 50cl).

Put the pork in a bowl and pour some coke on it, let it rest for about a minute then pour some more coke on it till its almost covered in coke. Then leave it for about 2 hours. when you return you will be shocked at what you will see. COKE + RAW PORK = WORMS. 

Check out the video:

Sunday, 23 October 2011

The Amateur Photographer Competition


The Amateur Photographer competition is the brainchild of Replica Digital Photo Centre. It is aimed at giving opportunities for raw talents to express themselves creatively in photography, help talents to realize their potentials and value for creating outstanding works.
Replica is using this channel to redefine photography in Nigeria.


The Process:
Selection of Photos
A jury of 13 amongst whom are notable photographers such as Don Barber, Ade Plumptre, Kelechi Amadi Obi, Moussa Moussa etc. are to select the winning entries based on the following criteria:
Technical
Visual Aesthetics
Content
Judge's Response
General Characteristics

Entry Opens
20th of October 2011

Entry Closes
7th of January 2012
Final Draw
21st of January 2012
Participation
The competition is open to all.
Participation Fee
=N= 2,000.

Prizes to be won
1st Prize:
Certificate in Photography as an intern for 1 month
KIA Picanto 2012 Model
40D Camera and Laptop

2nd Prize:
Certificate in Photography as an intern for 1 month
Automated Photo Printer
30D Camera and Laptop

3rd Prize:
Certificate in Photography as an intern for 1 month
5.0 KVA Generator
30D Camera and Laptop

For more information visit The Amateur Photographer fanpage on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Amateur-Photographer/284943168191441)

Saturday, 22 October 2011

My first tooth extraction.


Until recently I had never been to a dentist; but a few days ago I decided to try it out and get a routine check up, and possibly polish my teeth to look like a Nollwood celebrity.

So I went to the dental clinic and took a seat amongst some sad looking clients who were also waiting to get their teeth examined. It soon got to my turn and the dentist; after looking at my teeth closely, required me to have a dental x-ray done on my left upper and lower teeth. After an two initial failed attempts by an unskilled nurse, I ended up having four x-rays done before a clear film could be developed.

When I returned into the consultation room, the dentist immediately began to polish my teeth and after that he took out a syringe and injected me to numb the sensation in the left side of my jaw and chin. He then began to extract the lower wisdom tooth on the left. I had to take two shots before the full numbing effect took place, and then after what seemed to be ages he pulled out the tooth which had a twin growing on the inside of my gum.

When I got home I felt it was as easy as a piece of cake so I didn't take my pills (cataflam 50mg "twice daily", Ammoxil 500mg "three times daily", and Flagyl 400mg "three times daily"). It took about five hours before I could feel my lips again and in no time the pain dawned on me. It was a nightmare, I immediately took my drugs and even took some paracetamol which was not prescribed. I couldn't sleep all through the night as the pain kept throbbing in my jaw and giving me a headache.

The next day the pain subsided although it was still there. I had to gargle my mouth with warm water and salt before and after meals to keep the extraction area clean and uninfected. I am still recovering and my jaw still aches.

How many of you have had a tooth extraction procedure before? Tell us your experience.